WICKID! I iz DJ Kaos, but you may well be knowing me as "Dat stoopid kunt dat iz always clanging da mixez at Future Dance".
I iz ere in Japan, living it large, fanks to de ard work by all ze Croyden massive. Respek!

I haz been livin it LAAAAAARGE ere, and haz only gotten 3 diseases from minging Japs. Itz all good though, cuz thatz 3 more girlz than I haz ever boned in da UK.
REZPEK!
No questionz get asked of me, coz I iz a wickedly large and banging happy hardcore dj, and all of da little Japaneze girlz cant wait to suck me knob! Wickid!